walking 

1. a slower alternative to both running and jogging, travelling from point A to B without (for most people) outside intervention and/or enhancement-inducing parties, both mechanical and humanoid.
2. think of the best thing in the world, like free fried chicken, chicago hot dogs, and philly cheese steaks, but 1000x better and in the form of a drug for your mind that allows mental activities to flow faster and clearer

Yo let's go walking.
Okay, yeah I love thinking better.

walking by dr.thicc_posterior420:) November 1, 2017

walking  

Something i should be doing to work off my fat ass after having a baby.

'i should be walking off my fat ass at the park today'

walking by Ocraner July 1, 2008

walking 

Walking (also known as ambulation) is THEE most badboy gait of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals. If performed incorrectly can result in single or multiple catastrophic faceplants. Thomas Edison (the dick) coined the biomechanical hack when he was sick of bashing his head against tables doings barrel rolls and accidentally kicking dickxs willy-nilly (Pun Intended) since before then the only mode of transportation was to crawl, teddy roll or just plain roll (but if you did that kids said your dad shopped at netto.) If you attempted to achieve bipedal ambulation before 'The Great Bimble' which took place on Jimmy Saviles grave before he was born. You'd get poked by sticks by locals and sent back to whence came. Hair straighteners were often used to lengthen and straighten the legs. This resulted in properly, slic, sleek, LUSCIOUS, easy to maintain lugs. Because you're well worth it. In order to sit at the dinner table, people would often perform a vigorous roll towards said chair and flosbury flop. Its a type of pole vault.

In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.

person 1: lets go for a walking
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye

person 2: ye

person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye

walking by mouisa October 20, 2021

Walking 

Walking; an ancient method of traveling used by "the average joe" on a day to day basis. Though it goes back to this present era, it has been thought to have been recently discovered while reaching for a slice of pizza "two feet, too far away".

Her father was walking toward them.

Walking by ChromiumVirus July 10, 2020

walking 

tampon that walks

wet sheep walking

walking by sueeee August 25, 2008

Walking 

Something people can do on their own two feet, without a guide. People that want to do a tour of an area on foot don't need a museum to take them on one, that is silliness. People go to a museum to go a museum and see exhibits, and that isn't going to change because of new technology. Museums are the places go to view a Timex watch in a digital age, that's the point of having museums.

If people want to walk around from site to site, they can do that, it's cheaper than a bus tour or carriage tour, which is why a lot of people go on a walking tour of somewhere. It's never been anything a museum should have to feel responsible for, people can look at exhibits and pictures while they're in a museum, and they can see what's still there on their own time, the way they always have done things. As with friends, you don't abandon the old to make way for the new because someone tries to push or force change on you, since a new friend that expects you to abandon all your old friends and change was never really your friend.

Walking by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Walking 

Moving in a slow pace to your destination.

She was walking to 711.

Walking by deez dick. July 15, 2022