Snartness 

The opposite of smart (in a good way), not saying you are retarded, dumb, or stupid just saying you made a silly mistake. Being Snart is also a personality, say you make silly mistakes often or act dumb even though you aren’t, you are snart

Bruh, the amount of Snartness that kid has.

Snartness by B3NN13 MAN (DOGGO) October 5, 2020

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

shatness majoralis 

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

shatness majoralis by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)

rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can

selfish smartness by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010

snarkiness 

Condition resulting in verbal response reflecting mockery and intentional condescension, often times found when responding to nonsensical progressive, politically correct comments. Use of sarcasm often times empowers snarkiness.

Joe Cool used snarkiness responding to a buffoon who posted liberal gibberish on a Politico thread on the internet.

snarkiness by Realwriter24 May 21, 2014

shortness 

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

shortness by henna83 May 30, 2018

sportness 

The act of playing by the rules and competing with a moralistic attitude towards the other kickball team.

Our team is very competitive though we keep a positive fun attitude with our good sportness!

sportness by Purple Turtle Number 1 July 27, 2012