Scrotemeal 

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

Scrotemeal 

Any sub-standard microwave oatmeal.

Dude, that was total scrotemeal we had for breakfast.

Scrotemeal by J. E. Smith May 15, 2006

scrotumnal equinox 

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.

Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

scrotumnal equinox by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020

scroatmeal 

thick semen; from the scrotum

I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.

scroatmeal by Salvo September 22, 2005

scrōtmeal 

Another name for semen, jizz, nut butter, etc.

For breakfast in bed, Paul served his sleeping wife Tabatha a warm batch of scrōtmeal.

scrōtmeal by logifresssssh April 9, 2013

Scroatmeal 

When one is so strung out on crack that the only nutrition received is the semen from blowing men for drugs.

Man I'm so hungry all have is scroatmeal this week

Scroatmeal by Lousheush December 30, 2016

scrotumnal 

a polite way of referring to balls

Helen was impressed by Andrew's scrotumnal fortitude (big balls)

scrotumnal by Kylz August 4, 2004