Seagulled 

Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective

Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss

Seagulled by Simon Young March 23, 2008

Seagulled 

Past Tense Verb. A Seagulling, or being Seagulled occurs when the ejaculate from a male falls out of the male's partner and onto the male when the partner removes themself from atop the male after sex.

"My wife rode me this morning, but when she got up I got Seagulled."

Seagulled by PhillyDave January 22, 2014

Seagulled 

The act of surrounding a car, where two or more persons are having sex in, and masturbating onto the car windows, thus giving the effect of bird poo on the windows

I had a great night dogging the other night, me and the boys really seagulled a Focus, whilst watching some nasty bird fuck her boss on the back seat

Seagulled by pisshead0 August 18, 2010

Seagulled 

When an employee loudly and obnoxiously advocates for his or her issues in a meeting such that it becomes the main topic of discussion

I felt like I seagulled my way into the front of the deck

Seagulled by cookiebutter June 16, 2019

Seagulled 

When people hide in the closet while others have sex, they begin to masturbate and when they are about to jizz they all break out and cum on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.

I had the worst sex last night, my brother and his friends were hiding in my room and seagulled me

Seagulled by AdmiralShenanigans March 4, 2012

seagulled 

when a person or animal throws seagulls at you

OHHMAYYGAODD SEEYYGULLLZZZESSS areeeee eattinngggsss myyy MILKSSESS
(this dumb shit told mt write seagulled..so, seagulled?)

seagulled by LOLchinchilla January 18, 2008

Seagulled 

To eat at a frantic pace, with very little chewing

I barely had time to sit, I just seagulled my lunch between meetings.

Seagulled by viking-ette November 14, 2022