Seagullery

Exhibiting a distinct lack of care towards a negative situation. Behaving with reckless intent. Synonymous with tomfoolery, shenanigans etc.

Originating from a photograph taken of a seagull post falcon attack. The falcon had removed the neck of the seagull leaving only a bloodied spine. To which the seagull stood up and continued on as if its neck were still in place.

"Stop all this seagullery you lot!"

"I heard that he jumped off a bridge?"
"Yeah man, he was showing some serious seagullery that night."

by Lectins Toad September 12, 2013

Seagulled

Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective

Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss

by Simon Young March 23, 2008

seagully

a male masturbating and having an orgasm in his hand then throwing it into someone's face.

Jamie gave Kevin a seagully right in the eye. It was extremely donkfunkulous!

by Nevus March 8, 2009

Seagulled

Past Tense Verb. A Seagulling, or being Seagulled occurs when the ejaculate from a male falls out of the male's partner and onto the male when the partner removes themself from atop the male after sex.

"My wife rode me this morning, but when she got up I got Seagulled."

by PhillyDave January 22, 2014

Seagulled

The act of surrounding a car, where two or more persons are having sex in, and masturbating onto the car windows, thus giving the effect of bird poo on the windows

I had a great night dogging the other night, me and the boys really seagulled a Focus, whilst watching some nasty bird fuck her boss on the back seat

by pisshead0 August 18, 2010

Seagulled

When an employee loudly and obnoxiously advocates for his or her issues in a meeting such that it becomes the main topic of discussion

I felt like I seagulled my way into the front of the deck

by cookiebutter June 16, 2019

Seagulled

When people hide in the closet while others have sex, they begin to masturbate and when they are about to jizz they all break out and cum on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.

I had the worst sex last night, my brother and his friends were hiding in my room and seagulled me

by AdmiralShenanigans March 4, 2012