Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

Clench Robot by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013