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Trump Tweeted ... 

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).
Trump Tweeted ... by YAWA March 1, 2019

twerked up 

The wedgie you get from twerking
Brah my pants are so twerked up!
twerked up by Silver November 4, 2014
verb- past tense-
to update your twitter account.
Claudia tweeted from her iphone.
tweeted by Myspacestalker July 23, 2009
In reference to the controversial hip hop dance motion, twerking (when one positions their back side to be the most prominant body part by squatting and arching the back, then quickly manipulating the hip joint repetatively causing the butt to shake quickly) TWERKED is the verb reference when someone who is twerking approaches another individual and directs their buttox up to the person and begins to twerk. The individual facing the dancers backside is then "being twerked".
"Dude, this hot chick came up to me on the dance floor and twerked me, then her boyfriend came and jacked me! I was just minding my business and SHE came and twerked ME - not my fault!"
To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.
(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!
Tweeted by Gizmo24 August 25, 2011

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..