Selfieos 

The 15 second videos one takes of themselves and posts on Instagram since the launch of their video. Consisting of little to no action other than simply posing for the camera or sometimes just saying, "Hi!"

Dude, ever since Instagram launched video, I'm getting deluged with all these selfieos. Not that interesting!

Selfieos by cvboom June 21, 2013

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day 

National take selfies with your crush day is where u get a free past to take selfies with your crush and they can say no

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day Come on guys/girls don’t be shy ☺️

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day by The crackhead November 7, 2019

Selfiescope 

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.

I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!

Selfiescope by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019

selfies 

pictures taken of oneself while holding the camera at arms length. also known as being camera raped, where one person takes many pictures of themself on anothers camera

dude, margaret raped my camera last night she took so many selfies!

selfies by mrmong December 13, 2010

Selfiesh 

1. Showing concern for only yourself and not for the desires of other people in regards to sending a selfie
2. The act of being selfish while taking selfies
3. An uncanny method/mode of teasing (most commonly executed by Females)

Vicky: Hang on, i'm taking selfies.
Tony: Where's my selfie?
Vicky: Nowhere. There are none for you.
Tony: You're being Selfiesh

Selfiesh by Flxme May 28, 2016

Selfieishness 

Being so consumed by your social media existence, app communications and mobile phone you miss out on the reality unfolding around you in real time..

Why was she late picking up her little brother?!

She was way too caught up in her own selfieishness and lost track of time.

Selfieishness by MorganTheRed January 12, 2016

junk selfies 

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).

I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.

junk selfies by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014