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A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
Stoned by Jitts November 13, 2009
A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."
Stoned by j-dog April 21, 2003
when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.
Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos
stoned by highbastard1 January 17, 2009
The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.
Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.
Stoned by Probation Kills August 9, 2008
When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.
Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)
Stoned by Abraham101 March 20, 2013
the greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you
"if im you, and youre them, and im her, but theyre me, who does that make us?"
"erm... man dis would b so much easier if i wasnt stoned"
stoned by its a dopedate August 29, 2007