sporkenese 

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america

Look at all those sporkenese children

sporkenese by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Sporkfenestration 

Pushing someone or something out of a window using a spork.

The annual sporkfenestration games were cancelled this year due to the recession in the silverware industry.

Sporkfenestration by gemowater September 9, 2019

sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

sporkiness by Tito May 12, 2004

Sporkenife 

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

Sporkenife by BAHD April 17, 2007

sparkenese 

go get the gas and fill it up with car

SparkeneseAWESOME-SAUCETISH

sparkenese by Lateshiaismetonite September 3, 2010

Spookenese 

(n)

1. Some scary shit ( the language spoken in reference to fear )

(often in reference to something in a tv show or movie)

2. To say something in a state of terror to which another entity can perceive the fear in the voice

That ghost is speaking spookenese

One time I was laying on the couch I ain’t know where I was at, I started speaking spookenese

Spookenese by joogness May 5, 2022

spookanese 

A slur to define a mixed race individual composed of black (spook) and Chinese (anese) races.

Hey check out that odd couple. You never see a black and Chinese person together. They are going to make a spookanese baby.

spookanese by MP123123 June 11, 2024