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curb creature 

A crack addict, dope fiend, basehead, or any hope-to-die drug addict (including the alcoholic) that can be found either standing, sitting, or laying curbside on any city street. They usually reside on a curb in an attempt to solicit any activity from anyone that could result in furthering their drug habit, but at times can be found laying down curbside passed out from sheer exhaustion as a result of a multi-day drug binge.

A curb creature, by definition, has said "fuck it" to any attempt at a normal existence within society and has descended into a lifestyle of diminishing hygiene, drastic weight-loss, petty-theft, panhandling, and prostitution in a never-ending search to get the next high. This lifestyle also includes the continuous performance of a variety of self-degrading acts, homelessness, and trickeration. The curb creature can also be characterized by his or her willingness to go to great lengths and take great risks, bodily or otherwise, to obtain more drugs and fulfill the next high.

The curb creature usually makes his or her home in abandoned buildings, alleys and city parks when away from the curb, and fears nothing except running out of drugs. He or she is usually more than willing to perform any act, sexual or otherwise, no matter how much it debases, humilates, and strips him or herself of all self-respect as long as that act results in more drugs.
Taquanisha used to be one fine bitch, but then she started hittin' the pipe, turned into a crackhead, and now she's a straight-up curb creature.
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curb creature 

A person that is high on meth and loves to run the streets even though they have a place to live.
My friend is on a good one and will not go home because he is such a curb creature.
curb creature by stretch323 August 17, 2018

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026