Strabismic

Penny; I walked up to his door to cuss his ass out for fkn with my pc and he looked so damn sexy with that golfers hat, I went Strabismic and couldn't even look in his eyes to do it.

Page: Why don't you ravage him already?

Ann: you know you want em

Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.

Ann; how do you know?

Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.

Page: WTF is wrong with you?

Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.

Ann; He never kissed you!

Penny: Nope.

Page: is he gay?

Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing

Strabismic by mssannabellandu October 20, 2009

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Uneven

The book is at its weakest when it merely summarizes the depositions of the major players and filters excerpts of their testimony through the manifestly strabismic eye of the litigant-author Anita Miller.

strabismic by Samojlowicz October 2, 2011

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Strabismic • Strabismus • strabisnips • stratistic

Strabismus

Misalignment of the eyes where one or both eyes droop(s) down, fixate(s) upward and/or turn(s) outward or inward, giving individuals the appearance of being cross-eyed and/or developmentally disabled. Sometimes (incorrectly) referred to as "lazy eye" or "wandering eye."

Impairs normal eye-contact and impacts interactions with others, often resulting in significant social stigma. Sufferers often feel overly self-conscious, report issues with self-esteem, and also face lifelong problems in social relationships, romantic pursuits and employment opportunities.

People often assume Greg is retarded because his strabismus problem gives him a comical cross-eyed appearance.

Strabismus by Funk N. Wagnalls March 9, 2015

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strabisnips

A combination of the words strabismus (lazy eye) and nipple. Strabisnips is a variation of the geographic presence of the nipple upon the female breast which results in the nipples projecting in opposed axes.

Taylor: “Did you see that stripper’s nipples? They were pointing in different directions!”
Komron: “Yeah, I specifically requested a stripper with strabisnips!”

strabisnips by Big Dusty Vagina March 13, 2023

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stratistic

If statistic and strategic had a baby.

While playing dominoes I stratistically leave myself an opening to play my last bone and keeping count of which Dominos are yet to be played.

stratistic by RainbowPoppy March 21, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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