grandma 

The only person in the family that knows how to cook.

Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.

grandma by Frank F. September 3, 2006

grandma 

The person who gives you $100 each christmas or birthday.

Me: Hey grandma what you get me for Christmas?
Grandma: $100 spend it or save for college my sweet child.

grandma by 3aergthyesbg November 29, 2019

Grandma 

The woman who own's the house. The best cook in the world, cuddly and sweet, gives the best edvice. Always there for you, and are helpful! And they always spoil you rotten! :)

Oh, your so "Nona"
Nona = Best grandma

Grandma by #fall 101 December 20, 2013

grandma 

Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.

Dude, my grandma is so cool! She makes the best munchies

grandma by thebakedgod December 31, 2011

grandma 

The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their mid-twenties. Their instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.

Brooke: "Want to come out with us tonight?"
Jess: "I'm super tired. I think I'm just going to stay in, I'm such a grandma."
Brooke: "You really are."

grandma by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018

grandma 

1. Your mother or fathers mother.
2. Any old lady you see on the street.

1. Relative
2. Gray haired woman in the car in front of you going 20 mph.

grandma by choochooo December 18, 2003

grandma 

Verb: To start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.

James: You gonna grandma tonight?
Amadea: You know I can't wait until 6 to eat!

grandma by Jashenhu May 24, 2006