Kronke 

A sexy male figure, normally tall and delicious.

Damn, you're such a kronke!

Kronke by mark hueges February 27, 2009

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

Kronk 

The best character in The Emperors New Groove. Talks to squirrels, and does his own theme music and always pulls the wrong lever.

Yzma: Kronk, are you talking to that squirrel?!

Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk.
*pulls a lever*
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!!!!!

Kronk by AttackOnTitan1999 March 25, 2016

Konked 

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014

Kronikest 

Having or exhibiting the qualities of a supreme level of superiority.

Having excelled beyond all standards, and surpassing everything that was once thought to be the best; also: to be most kronik.

"Awh snap Tyrone! Those parachute pants you're sporting be the kronikest".

"Little Timmy was never discouraged to holler at some hood rats, being that he knew for certain, that his game was the kronikest".

"I just made the kronikest bowl of microwaved top ramen".

"My barber just hooked me up wit the kronikest fade you triflin bitches ever seen".

Kronikest by Worst Case Seth-nario March 16, 2013

kronk-knockler 

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.

"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"

kronk-knockler by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008