flunted 

the motion of accidently putting your finger through the tissue paper as you wipe.

oh god, i just FLUNTED i must wash my hands

flunted by tinky74 July 6, 2010

flunked

having to repeat a grade because of failing

nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.

flunked by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018

Flunter 

A girl who talks to you about sucking dick or have sex over texting,myspace, or aim but in real life when u meet them they'll say they were just playin.

John: You get dome at dat party?
Joe: nah dat bch didnt even show up. shes jsut a dam flunter

Flunter by Seiji Spencer November 18, 2009

Funted 

The feeling of regret and anger one experiences at a restaurant when the meal arrives for a fellow diner that is obviously a much better choice than your own.

Wallace you fucker, you've just funted me.

Funted by DudeBilly April 20, 2017

Flunked Recess 

A synonym of saying "I don't play." The term used when your trying to tell people that you are being serious. By flunking recess you have established yourself as someone who does not play...

Nicole: Your leaving to Vegas this weekend? Really! Quit playing!
Me: I'm not playing. I Flunked Recess cause I don't play...

Flunked Recess by Miguel Girard June 1, 2010

flunked

crapped out, gone kaboom, failed. Often used in regards to webservers and computers when they crash due to overload.

My computer flunked and I had to reboot.

flunked by anony October 28, 2003

Flaunted House 

A house that has gone overboard in decorating for Halloween. Characterized by light and music shows, dramatic, blown up and life size yard decor. The opposite of a haunted house.

My next door neighbor has a flaunted house. She put out about 20 hand carved pumpkins, hung a skeleton from her balcony, and is blasting "Thriller" in sync with her light show and there is fog and mist surrounding her front yard!

Flaunted House by FASH1976 October 30, 2011