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Scrub Job 

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
Scrub Job by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

scrim job 

1. an order where by the printing of a banner on scrim is carried out through a vigorous 8 step process beginning with the loading and ending with the grommeting.

2. using ones teeth while performing analingus. a scrapey rim job.
1. jordan: give me a 3 x 8 banner on a heavy matte vinyl
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.

2. jordan: same as last time sir, but this time please use your teeth.
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
Erika: hey boys, i wanna see less rim, more scrim!
Jessy: Erika... line 101.
Erika: dammit!!

scrim job by now way joel December 17, 2005

Strum Job 

When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string
The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job
Strum Job by The Diddly September 30, 2021
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026