envelope 

An ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the Earth.

Steve: I need to send this piece of internets to my friend Unka Mika in Cameroon ASAP! What do I do?
Linda: I have some envelopes in my floor safe with other antiquities. I'll sell you one for 50 bucks.

envelope by TheDarkFlower June 23, 2009

envelope 

A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis.

Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock

envelope by bjmike November 7, 2010

envelope 

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.

Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!

envelope by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

envelope 

to ejaculate between a woman's asscheeks and hold together until they're stuck shut.

After I gave her the envelope her shit got stuck up her asshole, it was hilarious.

envelope by Charles Monroe May 13, 2005

Envelope 

A overly skinny, pale, white female. Most likely a scenester, but exceptions do apply (see Ellen Page).

Me: "Man, i got a cellular text message from Rebecca"
Friend: "Oh, is that so? Do you plan on having sexual intercourse with her?"
Me: "No sir, that bitch is a total envelope"

Envelope by blandz17 September 2, 2009

envelope 

vagina, opening of the vagina

you need to clean your envelope pussy

envelope by mastershake12 October 14, 2009

envelope 

Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.

See ''onvelope''.

I think I need to open the envelope.

envelope by David March 7, 2004