Old Piss

Old piss is a name given to piss left in a toilet for too long and stinks up the whole bathroom. May range from dark yellow to nearly brown. Port-o-potties have this in the storage tanks along with shit. Alternatively, old piss can mean evaporated piss used in terrorist pipe bombs.

1. Dude, flush that old piss, it has stank up the whole room.

2. Put dat old piss in da pipe!! ALLAH AKBAR!!!!

Old Piss by Jdeoxys November 3, 2010

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Old man piss

All over the seat

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat

Old man piss by Slazenginho November 28, 2021

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Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

Beat the piss out of an old friend by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

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Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores

What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.

He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.

Ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012

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Pissed 15 year old

Used to describe a pissed off 15 year old.

John: "Have you seen the pissed 15 year old?"
May: "Yeah, they were super pissed."

Pissed 15 year old by sKsSk September 6, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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