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blubberfuck 

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it
Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?
blubberfuck by Jake January 12, 2004

blubberfuck 

What the blubberfuck is that moron doing?
blubberfuck by S. Machan September 25, 2002

blubberfuck 

penetration sex with any woman over 190 pounds
She peeled her clothes off, I knew it wasn't love, but I'd never had a blubberfuck over my own 220 pounds so I did her.
blubberfuck by John R. January 2, 2004

Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.
Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!
blumberfucked by nova46 September 10, 2009

clubberfuck 

When something is fucked beyond comprehension. Can also be used to describe an unidentified being or object which bares no resemblance to anything known to humanity.

Being a versatile word, it can additionally be used to curse.
"It's a frikken clubberfuck!"
"In the distance, right over there. The hell is that clubberfuck?!"
"Clubberfuck that duck!"
clubberfuck by RealFreaq April 10, 2015