When someone uses cornflour instead of bicarbonate soda to get the smell out of carpet.
Hi, my bf just spewed on the carpet, go get the cornflour. Mate, do you have carlinaitis??
C: “Excuse me, didn’t you know bicarbonate soda and cornflour are interchangeable.” M: “ma’am only one who suffers from carlinaitis would think such garbage”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).