Dorkel 

A dorkel is the act of using someone’s dick as a snorkel.

Ryan: “Hey Kiarra wanna go to Chris’ pool and try my dorkel?”

Dorkel by Sark__9 February 25, 2018

Dorkel 

Its a dork. Just said cutely.

Dude don't argue the dorkel.

Dorkel by SpazzerBunny August 25, 2010

Dorkel 

Verb: When two dork's snuggle.

forms: dorkels, dorkeling, dorkeled.

Dork 1: I want to snuggle someone so bad!
Dork 2: Dorkel with me, then!

Dorkel by Elie Antoinette November 4, 2008

dorkel 

1. a mixture of dork and snorkel; referring to someone as weird and/ or out-of-the-ordinary in a friendly and jesting way

You are a dorkel, you spaz.

We are such dorkels, hahaha.

dork weirdo

dorkel by Bunzerelly June 2, 2009

Dorkel Snorkel 

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.

She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.

Dorkel Snorkel by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006

dorkel-hose 

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

dorkel-hose by Wes April 28, 2007

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015