drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.

Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.

drunk dump by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014

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drunk-dump

Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.

I drunk-dumped Sarah last night, and she is pissed.

drunk-dump by MostlyGood July 3, 2010

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Drink Dumpster

A person at a party to whom other partiers give the rest of their drink that they don't want.

Everyone had too much booze so Fred became a drink dumpster and just finished everybody's drinks.

Drink Dumpster by OASIFHAKSLJFHAKLJSFBHAS July 17, 2010

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drunkumpiness

Becoming grumpy when drinking, especially when in a social setting.

Alyssa was the epitome of drunkumpiness while out with her friends after a bad day at work.

drunkumpiness by yankeegirl915 March 6, 2010

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DUMPSTER DUNK

When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!

JIM: Have you seen that hobo bitch that lives in our dumpster?
BOB: Yeah, I just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty ass.
JIM: Oh-I guess that is why it smells so bad back there, I thought it was a dead animal.
BOB: Nope, just the smell of a DUMPSTER DUNK.

DUMPSTER DUNK by Cornstar September 8, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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