handginity

Handginity(v): The word handginity originates from a small town in Saskatchewan, Canada... Much like virginity, it is an act of losing your innocence. Handginity in turn, is the act of touching a penis or other genitalia , whether directly or second-handedly.

Ex. Did you hear? Mark lost his handginity at the ripe age of 7.

handginity by BraLubricant June 13, 2010

Handginity

The state of never having premarital hand touching / holding

No premarital hand holding! I must protect my handginity!!! Begone Thot!!!

Handginity by ShibussyChefussy November 30, 2022

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handginity • Handiginity • headginity

Handiginity

The first time you masturbate, therfore losing your virginty to your hand

Jose: Dude! i masturbated for the first time last night!
Don: Oh bro! looks like you lost your Handiginity!

Handiginity by conolangus December 6, 2010

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headginity

the first time you give head (blowjob)

i lost my headginity to chad last night!!

headginity by registeredflexoffender January 17, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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