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1) An unclassifiable species that pride themselves on being "different" and can be commonly found roaming in suburban areas or sheltered from the outside...seeking comfort by gaming.

2) Derived from the term Blenky, a Blenkey can be oddly cool and attractive due to its social obtusity and unique way of dress.

3) Another term for a Cynical Bastard

4) A person who communicates through a series of insults and put downs.
OMFG you're such a Blenkey!
Blenkey by NOMsexual June 4, 2010
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A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent and a young child. Oftentimes, this term is used as a proper noun as though the blanket were a cognizant entity.
Oh, look how Johnny is sucking his thumb and cuddling with Blankey.
blankey by kevinthenerd September 18, 2004
An adjective to describe someone very funky and cool and moped
Person 1: Cor!That person is looking well blenky up there!
Person 2: OH YEAHHHH
blenky by alexa blenky December 10, 2008
The opposite of a wigger. An black man of African heritage acting like the stereotypical definition of what is considered a white personality.
Wayne Brady is a goddamn blonkey.
blonkey by Sean March 4, 2005
A black Honkey

A blackman that acts whiter then a white man

another word used for Uncle Tom
Yo look at that Uncle Tom he ain't nothin but a Blonkey!
Blonkey by Jason Sullivan March 4, 2008
A benkey is a type of bank that instead of keeping you money safe they take it all from you and never give it back
Mathew: i cant belive you work at a benkey

James:yeah well i make more money than you

Mathew: yeah by stealing it
benkey by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
Southern term for food that has spoiled
My I think that potato salad was blinkey, I do not feel well now.
blinkey by Bob Martin March 22, 2005