egg off 

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

egg off by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014

Get your egg off

To ejaculate

"When I go to the shopping centre, I'm going to get my egg off in the Target changerooms!"

"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"

Get your egg off by Max Sollmer December 13, 2012

Rack off an egg 

To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.

1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!

2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!

Rack off an egg by FritzOskeniA September 8, 2010

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? 

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021