PAFS

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).

Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.

PAFS by sick weapon August 23, 2011

PAFSOL

is an acronym for the words poor as fuck and shit outta luck. Its when you are too broke too afford bankruptcy or the cost of looking for work and don't qualify for unemployment because you haven't made enough money. A person that is pafsol may be unemployed but they don't qualify for any assistance like low income housing and are not counted in the unemployment statistic. A person that is pafsol may also be ffl fucked for life. That means they may not be able to get a job or afford transportation.

I pafsol so I released all my inventions to public domain because I can never afford a patent. Google openInvent

PAFSOL by Punkroku-Bitsfit-dot-com September 5, 2015

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Related Words

PAFSOL • paf • Paf and Run • paf'd out • pif-paf • ace of paf

PAFs

Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.

You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!

PAFs by $unY3ts3n November 10, 2017

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PAFS

People are fucking stupid- Used in a context where one sees some stupid shit and truly doesn't know what to say

Jake- "Holy shit, did you see those people in Florida who weren't wearing any masks?"
Kyle- "Yeah, Pafs bro"

PAFS by ChuckECheetos September 3, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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