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Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).
Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.
PAFS by sick weapon August 23, 2011
Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.
You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!
PAFs by $unY3ts3n November 10, 2017
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#PAFS • PAFSOL • paf
People are fucking stupid- Used in a context where one sees some stupid shit and truly doesn't know what to say
Jake- "Holy shit, did you see those people in Florida who weren't wearing any masks?"
Kyle- "Yeah, Pafs bro"
PAFS by ChuckECheetos September 3, 2020
is an acronym for the words poor as fuck and shit outta luck. Its when you are too broke too afford bankruptcy or the cost of looking for work and don't qualify for unemployment because you haven't made enough money. A person that is pafsol may be unemployed but they don't qualify for any assistance like low income housing and are not counted in the unemployment statistic. A person that is pafsol may also be ffl fucked for life. That means they may not be able to get a job or afford transportation.
I pafsol so I released all my inventions to public domain because I can never afford a patent. Google openInvent
PAFSOL by Punkroku-Bitsfit-dot-com September 5, 2015
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