lamberting 

the art of growing a supreme mullet, wearing a Dale Earnhardt earring and wearing jorts.

Dude, why did you come dressed like that to my party?

Come on man, I just felt like lamberting!

lamberting by datdude84 December 27, 2011

Adam Lamberting 

Doing anything related to Adam Lambert
(includes stalking)

A : What are you doing?
B: Adam Lamberting

Adam Lamberting by vizard light June 1, 2009

Lumbering Lomax 

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

Lumbering Lomax by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Lambortini 

1) (noun) A Martini drunk in a Lamborghini.

2) (verb) The fine art of drinking a martini whilst sitting in a Lamborghini.

1) Lambortinis at my place...er... car?

2) Id Lambortini with you, but last time i threw up on the seats...

Lambortini by Clhall August 25, 2009

Adam Lambertness 

to posses or exude the personality of Adam Lambert; to have the feeling of Adam Lambert

The new CD had a Adam Lambertness feeling to it. I liked it.

Adam Lambertness by Rebel Sullivan May 25, 2012

lambertize 

to get your daily fix of adam lambert

bitch: why are you shaking and foaming at the mouth?

me: because i have not lambertized yet today! >=O

lambertize by DANA ANACHR0N!5M June 3, 2009