Granny Time

One on one time with someone else. Usually to discuss life issues, and other important things that occupy the two conversing people's minds.

In the sense of spending time with your grandmother and asking for her assistance.

Tom: Hey do we need some Granny Time tonight?

Hariot: Yeah, we really do. I'm in a pickle and need to figure this shit out.

Granny Time by grannywhite November 6, 2011

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Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

Granny Grab time by Kylzam June 11, 2022

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Granny Times

The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.

One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.

Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.

Granny Times by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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