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1. To ejaculate forcefully onto a surface and then shit forcefully in a diarrhea way, on the same spot, and then mixing the two to form a cum and shit mixture, or schum.
Dude, I schummed on Stephen's bed last night. That'll teach him not to fuck my girlfriend!!
Schum by Jgump January 17, 2009
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I Schumed on my grandmas toilet
Schum by Epuzz February 10, 2026
To shit, shower, and cum. The perfect male reset
Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in 15 minutes
You: “hang on I have to schum real quick and then I’ll be out”
Schum by Gjejdjd August 9, 2025

Bitcon Scheme 

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.
"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."
Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."
Tim wears strictly schempfs.
Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Amy Schumer

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.
Amy Schumer by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021