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a soft material used to cover floors
I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
carpet by nathaniel spritzner September 1, 2005
A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
carpet by KCtah October 25, 2003
A person who gets walked on and used day after day
Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.
Carpet by Thecarpet March 29, 2019
Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic
Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"
Carpet by SlaviaRoznic1211 January 23, 2021
1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.
Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.
carpet by BillyGoat January 18, 2007