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Citroned 

{pronouned Cit-Roaned} Taken from the title of Absolut Citron; it represents a time where you have drunk alcoholic spirits in excessive volume to the point where you lose most motor reflexes and find yourself expulsing ghastly amounts of bile-coloured vomit. To use it in speech:
Oh man, I got 'Absolut-ly CITRONED' last night, never gonna do that again!

My mate was so Citroned, I had to carry him to bed. The man was like a tree!
Citroned by Pidgeon Molester December 24, 2009
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Citronen 

The most badass (and slightly psycho) hitman in the history of Denmark. Primary targets were Danish Nazis. Frequently worked with Flammen.
"Dude, those Nazis just hauled off with my girlfriend."

"Don't worry. I just sent Flammen and Citronen after 'em. You'll have her back by sunrise."
Citronen by Epileptic Orange December 16, 2009
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