Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

shlong dong 

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

shlong dong by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008

poopy shlong dong 

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

poopy shlong dong by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

donkey kong dong shlong 

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

donkey kong dong shlong by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

Shlong-Ding-Dong by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong 

A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009