lagerithms

Mathematical formulas used by researchers in their efforts to create an award-winning beer.

I do not currently consume alcohol and I never plan to let it touch my lips for as long as I live, so I dunno why my high-school math teacher insists on our learning about lagerithms.

lagerithms by QuacksO November 19, 2018

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lagorithm

The study of lag (bad latency).

We must go through the lagorithm to see why the bad latency was caused.

lagorithm by Holy GForce May 18, 2009

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lagarithm

A series of periodic slowdowns experienced when playing popular video games online.

PoopShooter_416 (into his online headset): "Hey dudes, i'm freezing up here. Are you guys experiencing any lagarithms?"

PuMpKiNsLaYeR5496: "Dude, why don't you just stop downloading Battlestar Galactica episodes while you're playing?"

lagarithm by anthony perri August 2, 2008

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loggerithms

Mathematical formulas used by timber companies for maximizing their pulp 'n' paper yield.

I applied for a lumberjack's job and answered "excelled at loggerithms in high school" when I was asked what experience I had in da field. I got da job, but my foreman still just gives me a blank puzzled look each morning when I ask if he has any loggerithms for me to work out prior to our heading out into da forest.

loggerithms by QuacksO November 19, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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