lagerithms 

Mathematical formulas used by researchers in their efforts to create an award-winning beer.

I do not currently consume alcohol and I never plan to let it touch my lips for as long as I live, so I dunno why my high-school math teacher insists on our learning about lagerithms.

lagerithms by QuacksO November 19, 2018

lagorithm

The study of lag (bad latency).

We must go through the lagorithm to see why the bad latency was caused.

lagorithm by Holy GForce May 18, 2009

lagarithm 

A series of periodic slowdowns experienced when playing popular video games online.

PoopShooter_416 (into his online headset): "Hey dudes, i'm freezing up here. Are you guys experiencing any lagarithms?"

PuMpKiNsLaYeR5496: "Dude, why don't you just stop downloading Battlestar Galactica episodes while you're playing?"

lagarithm by anthony perri August 2, 2008

loggerithms 

Mathematical formulas used by timber companies for maximizing their pulp 'n' paper yield.

I applied for a lumberjack's job and answered "excelled at loggerithms in high school" when I was asked what experience I had in da field. I got da job, but my foreman still just gives me a blank puzzled look each morning when I ask if he has any loggerithms for me to work out prior to our heading out into da forest.

loggerithms by QuacksO November 19, 2018