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Pooperbating 

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.
"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.
"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."
Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

poopsterbating

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.
poopsterbating by Apolloss March 2, 2014

Phonerbating 

The act of excessively using your phone in any social situation.
The party was raging, but Adam wouldn't have known because he was too busy phonerbating.
Phonerbating by crankzone69 October 22, 2011

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping
man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.
Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

Vooperbating 

The act of vaping, pooping, and masturbating at the same time.
Wow Gabe is definitely vooperbating in there
Vooperbating by blackcows356 March 18, 2015