hairie 

Cool guys . cleanliness & kindness are very important to the ones who are named hairie and plus,they're good looking.He gives great advice and he never backstabs his friend honest and TROUBLEMAKER at times.

Man this guys is a hairie!! Troublemaker

hairie by Henry king December 29, 2017

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem

THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

silver haired middle aged white man by ?fruit March 31, 2017

haidie 

Haidie

Haidie is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. This girl definitly has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!

"Whoa dude that chick is hot!"

"Of course she is...that's Haidie!"

haidie by rabbitsquirrel December 13, 2012

Hairdemort 

\ˈherdəmɔ rt/

The true name of Donald John Trump, Sr.: He Whose Coiffure Must Not Be Named.

In the run up to the 2016 election, one can't turn around without seeing Hairdemort engaging in yet another round of name-calling or jingoistic neofacism cloaked in the robes of pro-American sentiment.

Hairdemort by Mollena May 20, 2016

Curly haired Girls 

Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!

Straight haired girls:

Omg you should totally straighten your hair!

Curly haired girls:

Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!

Curly haired Girls by Sunshine5675 May 14, 2018

Hairea 

A portmanteau of "hairy" and "area"; an area on your body that is particularly hairy, but that you would probably prefer to have hairless. Such areas are a matter of personal preference.

I missed that hairea while I was shaving my legs this morning. I'll try harder next time.

Hairea by Georgia Peach 33 August 31, 2014