Hairdemort

\ˈherdəmɔ rt/

The true name of Donald John Trump, Sr.: He Whose Coiffure Must Not Be Named.

In the run up to the 2016 election, one can't turn around without seeing Hairdemort engaging in yet another round of name-calling or jingoistic neofacism cloaked in the robes of pro-American sentiment.

by Mollena May 20, 2016