zhouyu

An act one pays for from a hooker. The hooker defecates on the clients chest, and the client is known as "Zhouyu."

A hooker defecates on a clients chest for money. The name was thought to have been modeled after a man named Zhouyu who would only pay for this one act. Other origins are unknown.

zhouyu by Ristana January 25, 2008

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Zhou Yu

Hottest Boy on earth to ever live. I'd say he's SUPER nice, and generous. He's not very dumb. He's more smart then he is dumb to be completely honest with you. A lot of people have a crush on him.

"Oh, Zhou yu is so hot, boys are jealous!"

Zhou Yu by TrinxBaku June 25, 2021

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zhouyu • Zhouyang

Zhouyang

Zhouyang yang is a asian name that has the meaning of ocean his very good type and they always make u smile they're kind cute and very friendly don't lose a zhouyang !

Zhouyang
Type 1: did u see zhouyang?
Type 2: he's so kind and handsome

Zhouyang by Kimkim07 November 22, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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