zhouyu

An act one pays for from a hooker. The hooker defecates on the clients chest, and the client is known as "Zhouyu."

A hooker defecates on a clients chest for money. The name was thought to have been modeled after a man named Zhouyu who would only pay for this one act. Other origins are unknown.

zhouyu by Ristana January 25, 2008

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Zhou Yu

Hottest Boy on earth to ever live. I'd say he's SUPER nice, and generous. He's not very dumb. He's more smart then he is dumb to be completely honest with you. A lot of people have a crush on him.

"Oh, Zhou yu is so hot, boys are jealous!"

Zhou Yu by TrinxBaku June 25, 2021

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Related Words

zhouyu • Zhouyang • Zhou Yanchen • Zhou Guanyu (周冠宇)

Zhouyang

Zhouyang yang is a asian name that has the meaning of ocean his very good type and they always make u smile they're kind cute and very friendly don't lose a zhouyang !

Zhouyang
Type 1: did u see zhouyang?
Type 2: he's so kind and handsome

Zhouyang by Kimkim07 November 22, 2021

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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