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When you are getting head from your friend's totally hot relative while he is sleeping not 6 inches away and you nut in his hair and style his hair into a mohawk.
To justify this:
1. your friend must have made a cold bastard comment earlier that night
2. Your friend must have a mohawk as his preferred hair style of choice (adding to the overall comedic value)
3. His cousin/sister/aunt/mom must be totally hot and have a good sense of humor
Earlier in that night Kanye called I.S. a limp wristed pussy, so later that night Kanye's hot cousin gave I.S. head and subsequently a cumhawk. It was totally awesome and Kanye didn't know shit in the morning
cumhawk by darkspleen February 26, 2008
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If your method of birth control is to pull out, it's likely that you've gotten your own sexy juices all over your belly. A Cumhawk is when you use those juices as gel to spike up some belly hair into a mohawk-type motif.
She wouldn't let me cum inside of her so afterwards I amused myself by molding a nice, perfect cumhawk.
Cumhawk by Bubba Sticky November 28, 2007

Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana 

A sex position practiced in ancient Hawaii and a variation of the normal cumhawaiiana, mostly used by men with tiny penises and not to be confused with the gruenendahl cumdumpster.

The female gets into the common doggy position as the male prepares himself behind her.

Instead of gently putting his penis inside her as expected he takes a few steps back and rushes towards his prey. As he runs toward his partner he screams "what can i say except..." and after the moment he penetrates whatever hole he hits, he finishes with "you're welcome".

Now the difference of the gruenendahl styled cumhawaiiana is that the female part must not be older than the age of 4 and that the male is her caretaker.
It is not recommended to have a large penis as it can harm serious damage.

Another variation for example is the Dexter cumhawaiiana where the man says "Surprise motherf*cker".
Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana, hawaii (ancient Hawaii), cum (the act of having an orgasm), gruenendahl (the caretaker)

Becky sit down and have a drink with me.

Sorry I can't Mom, my caretaker cumhawaiianad me yesterday, gruenendahl style.

Becky what the fuck, I didn't raise a little crybitch. Now sit down or I'll dexter cumhawaiiana you.
Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana by Phido95 September 26, 2018

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026