Blooge

When a man is about to cum, they can perform this action to stop those luscious fluids from coming out of their cock; this basically means to edge your dick so you don’t cum- and it’s performed by squeezing the tip as hard as possible... just be careful not to blooge your tip off

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass until I was about to cum, then I blooged my damn tip to spot the majestic juices from coming out.

Blooge by Obversedd October 18, 2019

Blooge

Whale sperm

I wouldn't go swimming in the ocean... whales can blooge upto five gallons in one go!

Blooge by boydagger August 16, 2008

blooge

to blow your load or splooge everywhere on a designated target.

Part of the Stug vocabulary.

Was first used during an intoxicated aim convorsation.

DUDE! I just hella blooged in her hair. So dirty!

blooge by Stug Master Wilhelm June 28, 2007

Blooge

1. adj - Of low quality; undesirable
2. interj - Expression of disdain or disagreement.

1. "This Wii version of Call of Duty is blooge."
1a. "My smoothie tastes blooge."
2. Person A - "We were supposed to go to Red Lobster, but instead we're going to Long John Silvers because I didn't get my check yet." Person B - "Blooge."
2a. - Person A - "Its such a nice day out, don't you want to mow the lawn, dear?" Person B - "Blooge."
2b. - "Blooge, I got a sweater for Christmas...again."

Blooge by Jukey23 March 13, 2010

rate bloomer

Comes from Nex R’s song “Rate Bloomer”. This phrase refers to someone who was not liked or popular beforehand but is now the top dawg and is now someone that everybody likes and rates.

“Suddenly, they all rate me, I’m a rate bloomer!”

rate bloomer by yall cant handle this handle January 27, 2021

Bloomer 

A mix of a realist and an optimist the Bloomer stands opposite to his doomer counterpart. The Bloomer, just as the doomer, sees the world for what it really is: messy, hard, unforgiving, selfish etc. They don't live in a bubble but see the harsh reality of this world. However, where the boomer falls into pessimism or nihilism and refuses to do anything about the situation but await the end, the Bloomer has a positive outlook. He accepts the rules of the game and in it tries to make something of himself. He also sees the good sides of life, wants to live a happy life and be successful.

*during the corona crisis*
Doomer: "look at all these selfish people. They sit at each others throats, act like idiots, the economy plummets... Society is doomed."
Bloomer: "Yeah, I know that there are lot of dumb people out there, but there are a lot of smart people too! And look at all the solidarity! We'll get through this mate, we'll get back into the world and start rebuilding. It'll all be fine."

Bloomer by _TigerKing_ April 10, 2020

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010