polished 

Difinition used on lil jon cd as Some one who's fresh, clean ect.

That girl thinks she polished

polished by Stacey May 13, 2005

polished 

To have a female suck your penis extremely well. Usually initiated by the male saying the words "suck it"

Did you hear? Jeff Galatley got his dick polished by William Web on the weekend.

polished by tstraz November 13, 2007

polished pussy 

The term used to describe a "clean" or shaved vagina. Often used when talking about oral sex.

Rob only eats polished pussy. He's no slob.

polished pussy by cnopa March 31, 2010

Polished Turd 

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

Polished Turd by Ross October 31, 2004

Polished Pig Turd 

Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.

Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.

(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)

Polished Pig Turd by Wynnette McCullen October 4, 2013

Polished Piece of Shit 

A piece shit type who looks the part of a person who has there shit together but they are soulless and completely corrupt.

I thought he was so hot... I had all these false ideas of him. Once I meet him in person his online and media persona was so opposite to what I found... underneath his cool quite facade was calculating fuckboy... basically a polished piece of shit.

Polished Piece of Shit by Coolcandle September 12, 2019

Polished Turd 

Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.

Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.

Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.

Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.

Polished Turd by 19CharacterUsername June 28, 2009