Objectous

Any noun that looks/sounds like an adjective

Heuristic and objectous are both objectouses.

by drunken halfman September 14, 2010

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

Objectophile

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.

That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy

by CromBomb June 29, 2016

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

Conscientious objector

The term for a person who refuses to participate in fighting a war due to religious/other beliefs.

An example of conscientious objectors are Quakers, or "Friends" as they are otherwise known, will not fight because of their philosophical beliefs.

by Ceoliontach March 18, 2011

Objectumsexual

according to hafsah law listed #739, objectumsexual is a sexuality based on the love of inanimate objects with nothing living within.

oh my god Rafe is SO objectumsexual I can’t STAND IT

by warrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 6, 2021

objectophiliac

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03

(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?

by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013