I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.
by iSkip August 6, 2011
Get the Objectophilia mug.A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.
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(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?
by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013
Get the objectophiliac mug.I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.
by Boston Legal January 23, 2008
Get the objectaphilia mug.Someone who is sexually attracted and an EDP445 at objects, which is most common in the Object Show Community.
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Get the objectophile mug.by JD Stein December 15, 2007
Get the objectophile mug.The fear of saying or publically accepting objective/scientific truths that have no discriminatory intentions. (Usually, because they are 'deemed' destructive/discriminative and a social taboo.)
Due to gender politics, my generation has objectophobia toward the idea of biological sexes and their inherent features. (eg. female = menstruation, pregnancy)
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