A dump in the form of nearly 100% liquid. These dumps are commonly associated with a sharp, burning sensation and lethal stench. Common causes of a liquidump include greasy Mexican or Chinese food, mass amounts of beer, contaminated water, and various forms of the flu. Toilet paper companies profit largely off liquidumps as most jobs require half a roll, on average, to wipe.
"Hey man, I gotta use the john."
"Uhh, I'd stay outta there for at least a couple more hours. I just took a massive liquidump."
"I see... I'll just go outside then..."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.