Crouchy 

When there are many people in one place

That party was crouchy it was hella people there

Crouchy by Bodymore June 24, 2015

Crouchy 

A nickname given to someone who is tall and lanky, but yet still remains to have a lot swag. Is usually found preforming the robot when completing something satisfying.

Person 1: "That dude over there has so much swag!!!"

Person 2:"Yet he is so tall and lanky"

Person 1:"Yeah, he is Crouchy for sure"

Crouchy by addidaskicker January 1, 2012

Crouchy 

When your crotch is grouchy.

I haven’t had sex in 4 months and I’m super crouchy.

My period has me super crouchy today.

Crouchy by Amber is smarter than Ryan January 31, 2021

crouchy 

A ginger haired man, that is of the pale persuasion.

Thomas Crouchy, Marine Commando.

crouchy by Jimbobgrandmaster August 27, 2007

crouchy bollock 

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

crouchy bollock by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin 

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone

Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin

OR

Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008