cock slide 

As Cameltoe Slide, when a women sits astride a man and uses his cock to slide deep between her lips, stimulating her clitoris.

"Last night my cock slide on Rob made me beg for more"

cock slide by Beneficiary August 15, 2007

three sided cock duster 

handle bar moustache used to carefully dust the top and sides of a convenient cock

Man, that guy from supersize me has a huge three sided cock duster

three sided cock duster by Steve eh April 23, 2008

Side cock 

A male version of a side chick

Sarah: I have another man even though i have a boyfriend. So there is my boyfriend and a side cock!

Side cock by DDS95 July 18, 2018

side cock 

when your boxers cause you dick and balls to turn to the left or right due to the boxers turning to the left or right.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.

joey- aww shit man my underwear is causing to have major side cock!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!

side cock by EdgelessFire March 28, 2011

sideburn cock 

The 1970's pornos had sideburns on their cocks cos it was so old and pathetic.

Or a common insult.

Holy shit craig, that porno is so old the dude has a sideburn cock

dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!

sideburn cock by DDPRO April 4, 2006

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

cockslider 

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.

"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"

cockslider by Freshest slays June 20, 2016