The Mafren 

The Mafren is basically when someone ignores the chat even when people are addressing them cause they think they'll be accused of being a bitch (cause they are a bitch)

Crislee: Sup Denan, Do you have cigarettes?
Denan: (Proceeds to ignore the question)
Crislee: Man! You're such a bitch for doing The Mafren on me.

The Mafren by Assguardian February 14, 2021

Mandrenaline 

The imaginary substance used by men to overcome whiskey dick and cum anyways; usually resulting in a facial of epic proportions.

I was at this party and couldn't get it up, so I mustered all my mandrenaline and busted on her face.

Mandrenaline by DChill October 30, 2012

Mancreeping 

mæn'kɹipŋ

verb: mancreep.ing, man.crept
1. The act of creeping on people/inanimate objects for one's own pleasure.
2. The act of following, stalking or watching via interweb or real life.
3. The act of putting up pictures of Clay Aiken on someone's window while they are sound asleep.
4. The act of liking old men, small children, bag ladies and sleeping roomates.

5. Using phootgraphs of other people as your screensaver/desktop without the consent of the person in the photograph.

"That guy was so weird, when you turned around I saw him smell your hair...he was totally Mancreeping on you!"

"Ugh, I ran into the same person like four times today...I felt like such a Mancreep!"

"This might sound Mancreepy, but I really like to put photos of other people on my laptop and pretend we are friends"

Mancreeping by ManCreeper April 17, 2010

Manure Hole 

Slang term for the butthole.

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.

Manure Hole by ellis292 December 15, 2009

manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.

"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"

mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

Mandre

A father, or dad, who acts more like a motherly figure than a fatherly one.

Bro #1: Shit, man...

Bro #2: Whaddup?

Bro #1: Last night, my dad asked me which of his slacks looked better on him for my mom's book club.

Bro #2: You gotta mandre, bro.

Mandre by Chronic-What!-cils of Narnia February 15, 2010