Asspon 

A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.

Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?

Asspon by mintyfresca December 7, 2011

asspon 

a tampon used in the male butt whole.

an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.

asspon by Danlewis January 8, 2007

Asspon 

When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.

“I use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”

Asspon by flexmaster01 December 6, 2019

ASSPOLLO 

I word particularly negativly used referring to the fictional character of Apollo in Lore Olympus . The use of the word is because in the story of lore olmypus Apollo is depicted as a rapist toward the main character persephone, going back derived by the greek mythos.

"Hey did you see asspollo yesterday on lore olympus?" "Yeah i did, he's a douche."

ASSPOLLO by Heeeeeeeewwwwwww May 3, 2020

assbone 

the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.

i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone

assbone by the real luba May 20, 2008

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

assmonaut 

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

assmonaut by titocapotito July 28, 2007